Here are the lyrics to a fun Christmas song written by Frank S. Stringham, a professional musician, entertainer and motivational speaker. You can reach his blog through the link S.Capades in my "links" on this page.

Have a great holiday, see you here next Friday.

Old Fake Nick

1. If you see Santa on a corner and he’s ringin’ on a bell
And he tells you it’s for charity, you know, for sure, darn well,
That he’s a fake,…ooooh, yeah he’s a fake
If you see him in the mall, and he’s actin’ kinda funny
And he tells you that, in fact, at Easter time he’s Easter Bunny
He’s a fake,…oooh, yeah a fake.
If he doesn’t know when you’re awake
You probably have guessed he’s good for nothin’ flake

2. If you remember that he’s often seen with reindeer and a sleigh
And you see him get into a Ford and start to drive away
Then he’s a fake,…ooooh, yeah he’s a fake
If you’ve heard that he is comin’ here from somewhere in the north
And he’s sittin’ there and asking for Tequila por favor,
Then he’s fake,…oooh, yeah he’s a fake
If he’s allergic to the milk, and the cookies and the cake
And the pasta, and the candy, and potatoes and the steak
He’s a fake. Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh….

Bridge
The real Santa Claus, you could never mistake
“Cause he makes you want to say, “Be good, for goodness sake”
Don’t you think we’ve taken all that we can take
Don’t it make you want to just Rattle, Roll, and Shake?
Oooooooohhh, Santa Baby….

3. If you know that Old Kris Kringle is an elf that’s overweight
But you see him bony skinny and he’s standin’ six foot eight
Then he’s a fake….oooh, yeah he’s a fake
If his eyes don’t ever twinkle and he doesn’t seem too jolly
And you realize he’s the one who has been smokin’ all the holly,
He’s a fake,…oooooh, yeah he’s a fake
If you see him playing flute, while charmin’ a snake
He also is a fakir, as well as being fake.

End
He’s a fake…yeah….he’s an imitation, fabrication, simulation fake!

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